Oh god. What if we all die in an earthquake and the only people left to rebuild are the ones who went to Burning Man? #terrifying
Bathroom @LevisStadium reeks of pot proving you can take the fan out of Candlestick, but you can't take the Candlestick out of the fan.
I seriously can't imagine anyone in San Francisco thinking it's a good idea to sleep naked. #earthquake
"You know a lot about football." ~Things dudes in bars never say to other dudes in bars, but always say to me.