BREAKING: Actor Sean Penn has been suspended for 5 movies for his love of dictators, as well.
Next time the wife tells you that you need to do more around the house, tell her, "I do things that don't show up in the boxscore.'' #Winner
Pineapple Express gets better and better each time you watch it.
Illinois should nut-up and fire Beckman, tell Petrino to come to town, bring the bike, the chick, the neckbrace, the whole damn circus!
Oz on no deal, "Things will have to change. My wife will have to shop less, I will have to drink less, Oney will have to get a job ... "