I hope Hillary being president opens the door for more US presidents to have sex with each other.
I don't know where Trump works out. At my gym, the locker room talk is about whether Viola Davis will finally win Best Actress for Fences.
"Mmm yes thank you I definitely know what to do with this" - when they hand me a hot towel on a plane
If we go under 50 Peter Pan adaptations per year, the bus will explode.
Friends! Set your DVRs for The Mindy Project Season 2 premiere tonight at 9:30! We've got a ton of fun stuff lined up this season, including James Franco as Dr. Paul Leotard in our first two episodes. The only excuse I'll accept for not watching the show is that you somehow fell into a trance during Elizabeth Berkley's performance of "Imagine" on Dancing with the Stars last night. It could happen to anyone.