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I'm too damn fine and good of a woman to 1. Share a man. 2. Compete with another woman. 3. Settle. I've got entirely too many options.
When I get married there's no way we are getting divorced. You can be like "I'm leaving!" I'll be like "when you get back bring Oreos."
I don't unfollow folks. I just mute them. You can subtweet the hell out me and I won't see it.