Cat "Hate this food." Me "Have this instead." Cat "LOVE IT." Me "Same bowl. I moved it." Cat "I am fire & the wind. Do not try to know me."
Cat: "Hi. Can I sit on you?" Me: "Is this because you're covered in rain?" Cat: "No. That's a coincidence." Me: "Ok." Cat: "Dry now. Bye."
Breaking: the term 'Crazy Cat Lady' is no longer an insult. Don't try to use it negatively. It has no power. Cool ladies with cats have won.