100 years from now, most of us will be dead, and the next generation will resent us for claiming all the good usernames.
Password rotation requirements: for when you need your employees to increment the number at the end and waste a couple of days mistyping it
I say we flip @GitHub's colors for lines added and removed in a commit: green for lines deleted, red for lines added! Down with code!
There's a big mental jump between seeing value of "local FP" ("I use map/filter/fold") and "global FP" (immutability, tracked effects, etc.)