You feel "weird" because it's Spring Forward & once again you've been abducted by aliens, experimented on for an hour, then mind-wiped.
One thing about getting old is forgetting why you have a grudge against someone, which is why you should keep a spreadsheet.
My parenting book "Good Luck With That, Sucker - Every Baby is Different" is 36 chapter headings (First Foods, Naps), followed by the title.
The greater you are, the more articles they take from behind the paywall when you die.
So, The Underground Railroad is going to be #1 on the NYTimes Bestseller list next week...