Don't forget to change your smoke detector's batteries and delete your 3 dumbest friends. #DaylightSavings
Crazy NYC moment just now: I'm jogging to the gym with 5 dollars in my pocket to buy a water. A woman in the crosswalk yells at me, "You dropped your money." I run back to pick it up, but realize it's two 20s. So I pick them up and say, "This isn't mine, but you found it. So just take it." And she says, "I don't want it." And I say, "I don't want it either!" But a bunch of people around us start saying, "I want it! I want it!" So, I threw the bills in the air and ran away.