Right now, Ohio's the nerd who tells the drunk guy not to jump from the balcony into the pool.
I hope this Noah movie finally answers the question: what happened to all the other dudes who owned regular boats?
My fingers are crossed for Hulk Hogan to run in, hit Donald Trump with a folding chair, then announce he's running for President.
Scott Walker must love the Badgers right about now -- underpaid, non-union state employees turning a profit for massive corporations.
Civilization update: You can make a living running a Vape shop, but not a bookstore.