@Lana Charles Barkley air-eating churros is def one of my #2014faves vine.co/v/M6QXV7w0JlP
Guy changes world.
Guy generates billions.
Guy vows to make world a better place w said billions.
People are outraged.
Sorority claims violation of their "Human Dignity" rule. That sounds outrageous twitter.com/BuzzFeed/statu…
I hope there's a Vin Scully clause. That, in the future, if he doesn't want to announce full-time, he'll still call Kershaw games.