The next prime minister will be chosen by a vote of 150,000 Conservative Party members. Finally, the British people have taken back control.
They fuck you up, your mum and dad, They may not mean to, but they do, They fill you with the faults they had, And vote to leave from the EU
Dear Sir, I am writing to cancel my subscription to the EU but please continue to supply all the same benefits. Yours sincerely, Boris
Jeremy Hunt wants a paperless NHS, and to achieve that he's going to first make it doctorless and then patientless. #marr