If your cat had a camera it would not take any pictures of you.
Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.
Dance like no one's watching. Cut that donut in half like you won't be back for the rest of it in 10 minutes.
Sip of coffee for me, sip of coffee for my shirt.
"I knew you'd be back." -the cake in my kitchen
40 is the new 30 unless you look 50