No I got the joke and found it funny but to conserve resources we now only physically materialize responses exceeding three ha's.
It's Octember, and soon Hollowthanks will be upon us!
Waiter there's a hallucinogen in my boa constrictor.
Zsa-Zsa vu (n) - the sensation that you've just seen one of the Gabor sisters.
Schroedinger's cat both does and does not walk into a bar.
Ignorance is bliss. You knew that, right?
Then God set it spinning, and dubbed it "the whirled".