Oh sure, if we stumble around outside dazed in random locations, we're "alcoholics," but if other people do it, they're Pokémon Go players.
Drinking alone is not depressing, it's a hobby. We're all allowed to have hobbies.
IPAs are like people-far too many on this planet and fewer good ones than lousy ones.
We don't understand why people say "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" when drinking. If you're drinking at 9:30am, you're a savage, own it. #proud
Let's raise our pints this evening to the memory of Fred Eckhardt. May many pints be waiting for you on the other side. Cheers.