"People who build walls are not Christians," said Pope Francis, who lives in Vatican City, which is essentially a giant fortress.
When trying to convince people you've never been to Prague, don't tweet a photo of the one thing you need before they let you into Prague.
I hope we win and I get hired at the New York Post so I can use my "Brussels Pouts" headline.
BREAKING: Satan backs Trump. "It's not often someone's message and methods mesh so well with mine. Here's to 4 years of Hell on Earth."