"People who build walls are not Christians," said Pope Francis, who lives in Vatican City, which is essentially a giant fortress.
Hillary. The marijuana research is in: Marijuana is delightful.
BREAKING: Satan backs Trump. "It's not often someone's message and methods mesh so well with mine. Here's to 4 years of Hell on Earth."
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, what the fuck are you talking about?" #debate2016