Don’t know why everyone’s making fun of Kanye begging tech billionaires for money. Startup douchebags in the Valley do it every fucking day.
At this point it's probably safest to store passwords under your mattress.
iOS 7 in the car? Apple still hasn't mastered iOS 7 on the phone.
“I like unicorns” is the only sentence that can both be a quote from a 6-year old girl as well as a 54-year old venture capitalist.
If you divide your Klout score by your Uber rating, you get your exact douchebag quotient.