Never develop a strategy. It will stifle creativity.
This Pupperoni™ looks an awful lot like a Beef Stick. Don't think I'm not considering it.
The fact that Miley is being considered for Time's Person of the Year makes me want to give up my status as a person.
Cheer up. Even Picasso had a Blue Period.
Broncos apparently took the Red Hot Chili Peppers' halftime advice to "Give It Away" a bit too seriously.
Do you know of a body shop that can fix a wrecked life?