This is an audition for President of the USA, @realDonaldTrump. It's not an audition to guest host Geraldo circa 1987. #debatenight
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." - Philip Seymour Hoffman
A perfect #Stormageddon means we all get to stay home, and the electricity goes out periodically but there's still wifi and endless scones.
Michael Keaton, it's okay. You just made a massive comeback. Don't turn into John Travolta! #oscars