Excellent background work in Dante's Peak (1997): vine.co/v/hmpz3LQgFnw
Watching director's cuts of upcoming Community episodes. SPOILER: Community Season 6 might be the best season yet.
Googled "how much does it cost to buy a nuclear warhead," then got paranoid and Googled "i am a comedy writer," too, just to cover my ass.
If I had to choose between spending an hour in a Forever 21 or a year in Nazi Germany, I'd be like, "What year?"
TIPS FOR TEENS: You are your own harshest critic! No one else cares whether you live or die!
Girl, are you the new Star Wars trailer? Because I want to see you again and again and again and again.
Community forever, 100 years, Community! Every minute, Community dot com, www, 100 times, Community dot com!
The Internet is the worst thing that ever happened to writers. Way to make your work machine and procrastination machine THE SAME MACHINE.
Let's talk about sex, baby / Let's talk about G-O-D / Let's talk about how enraged by our impure acts He will be
I know some of you are anxiously awaiting @nbccommunity news. Just remember: whatever happens, you & everyone you know will eventually die.
If Art Garfunkel never existed and you named a character "Art Garfunkel," people would be like, "OK, make it a real-sounding name, though."
Always remember: your value as a human being has nothing to do with favs or RTs or followers. It has to do with adjusted gross income.
"Religions, like all other ideas, deserve criticism, satire, and, yes, our fearless disrespect." -Salman Rushdie