Well, there's no denying that sentences are going to be longer in this new government.
Wiping tears of hilarity after hearing that Sam Newman has accused Caro Wilson of "becoming an embarrassment". #ironyisdead
Those of you suggesting that the informal vote was Kevin Andrews voting for Julia Gillard are very unkind. #libspill
"Border Farce" is on page 1 of the SMH. Page 5 of the Australian. Not in the Daily Tele at all, as far as I can see.