To paraphrase this ISIS document - 'Make Western governments turn against their Muslim citizens so they come to us.' twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…
McKinley is now considered one of the greatest and most beloved presidents ever by Republicans who hadn't heard of him before today.
Zac Efron walked into the bar we were at tonight and my wife told me to "stop being so coupley" with her.
If Mormons deliver Utah to Hillary, I give them permission to posthumously baptize me & send my soul to one of their afterlife planets
Today Trump encouraged his supporters to commit voter fraud on his behalf & to assassinate his opponent, forcing Onion writers to give up.