Lots of people blaming 2016 for sadness but our partitioning of time is arbitrary & everyone's born into a losing struggle & there is no god
Overheard on Bedford Ave - Girl: last night I was so drunk on accident I hooked up w/ that one monster from pan's labyrinth w/ the eye hands
Death Cab's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" would be the creepiest song ever if they just sang 'park' instead of 'dark'
At the Westminster Dog Show and I keep shouting "now that's what I call a dog!" After every dog
just thought up a cool name for Michael Cera's eventual daughter: Tegan-anne Cera