Is it a black women in a blue shirt or a white woman in a gold shirt? #RachelDolezal
if Jesus can be a blue-eyed white man from the middle east, people can sure as hell cope with a black Hermione. #Fixup
If we're gonna start calling Isis, Daesh, surely we should start calling Donald Trump, Biff.
Could all homophobes unfollow me. I'm Homophobaphobic.
Fun fact. Alex Salmond is doing a fart behind his podium. That's why he keeps stepping out from behind it. #bbcindyref