If you are writing about a movie and include this sentence, never write anything again (h/t @SonnyBunch)… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Lady Gaga: "Oh fuck I have to get an EGOT now."
Trump: "I use the legal system to screw over the little guy. Vote for me."
I really dig @aliarikan's essay on the new music in the Star Wars trailer slate.me/1NSAYxS
Warner Bros. should fast-track Kong: Skull Island so they can capitalize on all the Harambe memes.