My mom wrote over 30 historical romance novels. None contain the sentence, "Lord Marley swept into the room and grabbed her by the pussy."
Well, that was fast. Our new intern here at Real Time is Eric Cantor.
Jim Webb: "Vote for me because nobody lets me talk." :( #DemocraticDebate
"... and then, kids, smart phone photos got so good that we all downloaded stuff to make 'em look old and shitty."
In teeny tiny corner of his soul that he is totally not proud of, Eli Manning is kinda psyched.