Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Hey, Happy Festivus everyone! Hee hee!
Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.
If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.
Am I? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
I drank too much water in the shower.
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!