Imagine the look on Lionel Richie's face when he realised that the blind girl was actually looking for Chris Kamara.
Ok, don't panic… if we hold Land's End and John o' Groats down simultaneously for eight seconds, it'll automatically restart…
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up. What a nightmare, just before Christmas as well.
I hope at some point during this years I'm a Celebrity, Tinchy Stryder has to climb a waterspout.