Willing to pay someone to do my assignment for me. RT widely.
You can't just read a book anymore.
You read in order to look sexy.
Life must be so hard at McFry's :( They are now selling straws at 5 bob..
He lets you eat half his food after you refused to order your own when you had the chance, keeper that one.
Desexualize reading man. Leave the books out of this.
Less is not more when it comes to pizza.
There is no graceful way of shuka'ing from a mat. None.