I had a court case today! I pleaded not guilty & I was sentenced 2 a year! Full of joy, simcha, parnusah, nachas, mazel, & all the best!
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President Obama and Mitt Romney did alot of talking but nobody spoke about the problem of a bag of chips being 80% air & only 20% chips
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... you can always change your birthday on Facebook.
When I was little, my mom told me not to write on walls. And when I joined Facebook, I felt like such a badass .....
Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show the birds what I'm capable of. . . Eeeww
איך האב דזשעי נעט און ס'קומען ארויף פרויען נאר מיט שפיצלעך..