I had a court case today! I pleaded not guilty & I was sentenced 2 a year! Full of joy, simcha, parnusah, nachas, mazel, & all the best!
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President Obama and Mitt Romney did alot of talking but nobody spoke about the problem of a bag of chips being 80% air & only 20% chips
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... you can always change your birthday on Facebook.
#Retweet if.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨you thought your screen was cracked???
When I was little, my mom told me not to write on walls. And when I joined Facebook, I felt like such a badass .....
Boy:Hi can we be friends? Girl: No! Boy: Come on I’m rich. Girl: Hi I’m Claire, 22 yrs old,single. Boy: My name's Rich, 23 yrs old. Lmfao