Crab hanging off screaming child's nose wonders why she was pulled from the virescent sea. Her eyes muted black; the hope of returning home
VHS clip shows grainy footage of dog jumping in paddling pool, breaking it & child comically spilling out. Child now 25, Dog is dead.
Montage of wet dogs shaking dry. Set to Taylor Swift's "shake it off". Curve ball of man with dreadlocks doing it appears at end.
Man atop rickety shed abruptly goes through roof. A big cloud of dust puffs out the hole like a cartoon. Is he alright? Canned laughter.
HD quality video of entire country tripping over the plastic patio chair of no-return. Happy now? Trump and Boris are!