Steroids or not, it's still impressive that Lance Armstrong managed to cycle all the way to the moon in 1969
I sincerely hope my last words are: "This is MY private jet! If I say we loop-de-loop then we fucking well loop-de-loop."
I've often mistaken the ball-fapping noise during sex for the applause of a live studio audience.
BBC reporting that right now Kate Middleton 'appears to be full of hot heir' #royalwedding