BREAKING: FBI finds John Wilkes Booth "extremely careless" in discharge of firearm.
If France responds appropriately, they'll be called fascists. If they don't, the fascists will keep murdering them.
GOWDY: verb, to put the insufferable in their place with reason, facts, and well-timed jabs. "He sure got gowdied in that meeting today."
Dear Jeb Bush: No. Just no. Love, -Everybody outside the Bush clan.