For those who think today's news is crazy, the Supreme Court ruled corporations were people five years before it decided humans were.
Bit bummed to find out that our existence is just the unbelievable alternate timeline that will be wiped away when the hero fixes the past.
It may take time, but burying all the kids' gifts in the yard is gonna be worth it when they unwrap that shovel. Those faces!
With Tinder in the news, I'd like to introduce my Woodworker to Woodworker dating app: Stud Finder: We're More than just Nailing Things.
We put explosives on dolphins. Pretty sure if being gay were harmful to anyone we would have exploited and weaponized it decades ago.