Another successful day of not being a dude with a wallet chain.
If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just pretend to be one too, and we'll laugh and hug and he'll leave because I have first dibs.
I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.
If you love something, let it go. To the movies. You go too. Make out with it. Take it home. Doorstep. Can I come in? No? Never loved it.