My favorite Payton Manning touchdown is still the one he threw to Tracy Porter. #whodat
Nothing makes me long to be independently wealthy quite like the sound of my alarm clock.
Some people need twitter to entertain them. Others simply need coloring books. The ones with the coloring books are the saner of the two
Twitter famous? At the end of they day that's like being Monopoly rich.
Remember, no matter how hard life gets, it's no where near as hard as infomercials make it look to perform a task the old traditional way.