So, England play Iceland, NI play Wales, Ireland play France and Scotland play Everybody Hurts by REM.
LATEST; Yaya Toure pulls out of the World Cup after Ivorian kit man used the wrong fabric softener on his Peppa Pig pyjamas.
And with that, Nigel Peason hands his wife a jar. "Open it." She does. "YEAH, WELL I FUCKING LOOSENED IT." He retires to the shed.
"The thing about International football is that you can't punch people in the neck." Andy Townsend
The real victim here is whoever AVB had in the Secret Santa.