Serena Williams jumps from a plane, waits till she's 100 feet from ground, knits a parachute out of her jacket and shoelaces, lands safely.
Two men have beaten Rafael Nadal at the French Open. Neither of them has won a French Open title. Does not compute.
Djokovic has beaten Nadal 15 sets in a row. Those were two close ones. Positives for Nadal, but scary how well/easily Djokovic responds.
It's the greatest thing ever that the official Wimbledon headband has too much color for Wimbledon. Kyrgios wearing it inside out.
For her next feat, Serena Williams will...ah, forget it. I'm out of ideas. There's nothing she can't do. End of story.