If you've not read the cockle-warming anecdote about Javier Hernandez at the supermarket yet, here you go: http://trunc.it/etsoc
Oooooh, feast your eyes on this amateur footage of Javier Pastore warming-up last night: youtube.com/watch?v=HM3x22…
Because of today's results, Schalke find themselves 14th in the table. Astonishing to think they were in the CL semi-final just this week.
Wolfsburg are allowing fans to vote for the shirt-design for next year. If #8 does not win, I'll be upset: http://trunc.it/epzyz
A photograph of Xavi sitting amongst his bounty: http://i.imgur.com/rNBWb.jpg