1. Wait until your friend falls asleep
2. Put his hand in a cup of warm water
3. Kill him
Life Hack: you can purchase and eat the family size KFC bucket even if you don't have a family
For Halloween, I'll be going as the guy who shows up to a party with 4 Coors Light cans and drinks 14 of someone else's craft beers.
You know u was raised by a single mother when you wear your bath towel like this
Kinda wanna order Mexican food before its too late.
Bernie sanders looks like a villain who gets revealed at the end of scooby doo