Look, vote for whoever you want but if you say Trump and Hillary are the same thing I'm never trusting anything you say again.
My favorite thing about the Beatles being on Spotify is imagining Paul McCartney opening a check for $1.47.
Beatles: Everything's fine Stones: Everything's fine and we fuck a lot Kinks: Everything used to be fine, now it's awful Led Zeppelin: Orcs
Malia Obama: smokes pot Eric Trump: snorts rhino dust off a table made from women he's killed
If Trump wins, I'm moving to-- *checks bank account* If Trump wins I'm buying two pizzas.