I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 1998.
Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, shout my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 Bill on fire.
The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.
Most people don’t realize this, but you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
Is it just me, or was music better when ugly people were allowed to make it?