Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man religion, he'll die praying for a fish.
Give a man a #fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Forget world #peace. Visualize using your f*cking turn signal.
To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is: a dissatisfaction with self. ~ Joan Didion