Knowing when a text exchange is over, and stopping, is the now the most important quality for a friend to have.
Only way to save True Detective S2 is if the finale ends with McConaughey waking up next to Harrelson saying he just had the weirdest dream.
I'll push a loaded grocery cart around for 45 minutes -- but I WILL NOT spend 5 seconds pushing an empty one back to the return area!
HA! So this guy-- I can barely get this out-- he's wearing an ugly sweater-- okay?-- And he knows it's bad, but that's the joke. HAAA!!!
Just farted in line at the store. Could've held it in. Didn't. Forced it out even. Everyone knows it was me. Feel bad. I'm better than this.