"Being friends with an ex is like running old software on a new operating system, sometimes it works, others not."
"I hope my house moved closer to Sandhurst." "I can't run out, I'm on deadline." "Am I still drunk?" #JoburgTremor conversations
I'm renting out a cottage in Menlo Park, Pretoria. bit.ly/14ms4oc Wifi. DStv. Own garden. The whole shebang.
Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses present.