Just realized my 7 month old is Donald Trump. Thinks she's the center of the universe. Unreasonably selfish and demanding. Hair is weird.
The secret to marriage is communication. I think I read that in a text or tweet on my phone during dinner.
The secret to a successful relationship is to find someone whose crazy meshes well with your crazy.
My one year old is just like Donald Trump. Talks nonsense all day. Desperate for attention. Is constantly full of shit. Weird hair.
Just heard a group of 6 year olds singing "my anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns hon." Is that from Frozen?