This week, if you were only half listening: Eddie Redmayne fell down the stairs at the Brits and won a llama in a dress.
They're playing Elton's Your Song in this coffee shop. It's still shocking how quickly he gives up on being a sculptor.
This is bullshit, Linkedin. I already have a mother to notify me whenever someone's doing better than me.
Ah, it's #InternationalMensDay. In the spirit of equality, I wish you 24 hours of being treated exactly the same as women are. Hurrah!