This is the worst @uber I've even been in. Smells like smoke. Car is a pile of shit. Since when is a 1990-fuck Suzuki on the approved list?
Why does your email have colored text? This is not 1st fucking grade. Do not communicate with me via crayon. #BizChat
Not winning today. Testing my positive attitude. You can't control what happens to you but you can control your attitude. #EmbraceTheSuck