Strauchanie took a catch like Silk's for Horsham U12's in '92 AND I had a box of Popcorn Chicken in the other hand. Class. #BBL03 #tensport
Still waiting for Essendon top up call...
I've been overlooked for 12 years. Brownlow next year for @Strauchanie . #TheBrownlow
There's a lot of Strauchanie in @NickKyrgios. Two elite sportsmen with movie star good looks, rock star presence and with Asian heritage.
BREAKING: Strauchanie has regained feeling in his nuts. Developing story... #FreezeMND @Cure4MND
Yo @CollingwoodFC Bucks must have changed his email again. Tell him Strauchanie is totes available for Sunday. I'll need two cab charges.