Farage resigns? He wants his life back? I WANT MY EU BACK, does that work for you @Nigel_Farage
Please let the unaccompanied children living in the Calais jungle live in the UK, @theresa_may
My mum once said, "ooh, poor woman, she's intergalactic". Me: what? Mum: "can't take sugar". Me: do you mean hypoglycaemic? Mum: "that's it"
This is good.... The Tory leadership election is a sort of X Factor for choosing the antichrist theguardian.com/commentisfree/…