First time you pay rent you seriously think about how living in embriotic fluids wasn't so bad
I volunteer as tribute to fuck up Malia Obama's snitch ass friends
Sometimes I want to be grown and not tax my parents then remember I didn't ask to be born
You ever text something and just delete ya phone after?
Good morning. Weekends are a scam.
Sometimes I read the first half of a tweet and know that if I finish reading it I'm asking for it